Men Are Hard To Please Love Humor and Jokes

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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .

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If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .

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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;

If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .

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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

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If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

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If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do !! He says u are CHEAP.

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If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.

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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

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If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;

If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.

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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

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