Democratic differences between USA & India:
In USA you can kiss in public places but cannot shit,In India you can shit in public places but cannot kiss!
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I'm not going back to school ever again
Why ever not?
The teacher doesn't know a thing, all she does is ask questions!
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Mother: How was your first day at school?
Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling all our fun!
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A software engineer was smoking.
A lady standing nearby said to him "can't you see the Warning, Smoking is injurious to health..!'.
He replied "We are bothered only about Errors , not Warnings !!"
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