MY SHYARI

1.EHSAAS BAHUT HOGA JAB CHOR KE JAYENGE ROENGE BAHUT MAGAR AANSOO NAHI AAYENGEJAB SAATH KOI NA DE TOW AWAAZ HAME DENA AASMA PAR HONGE TOW BHI LAUT KA AAYENGE

2.AANKHO MEIN TERA AKS UTAAR LENGE KHUSI TUJHKO DEKE GAM UDHAAR LENGE TERE JAANE KE BAAD JAB AAYEGI TERI YAAD TERE KHAYALO MEIN HI WAQT GUJAAR LENGE

3.KABHI PATJHAD MEIN BAHAR AATI HAI KABHI BAHAR MEIN BHI PHOOL NAHI KHILTE KISI KI LAASH PAR BANTA HAI TAJMAHAL KISI KI LAASH KO KAFAN NAHI MILTE

4.WAQT TOW HAME BHULA CHUKA HAI KAHI MUQADDAR BHI NA BHJULA DE PYAAR HUM ISLIYE NAHI KARTE KYUNKI DARTE HAIN KOI PHIR SE NA RULA DE

5.ULFAT MEIN KABHI YE HAAL HOTA HAI AANKHEN HANSTI HAI MAGAR DIL ROTA HAI MAANTE HAI JISE HUM MANZIL APNI HUMSAFAR USKA KOI AUR HOTA HAI

6.CHIRAGO SE ANDHERE DOOR HO JAATE TO CHAAND KI CHAHAT HAME NAHI HOTI AGAR KAT SAKTI YE ZINDAGI AKELE TOW HAME AAPKI ZARURAT NAHI HOTI

7.HANSI NE LABO PE THIDAKNA CHHOD DIYA HAI KHWABO NE PALKO PE AANA CHHOD DIYA HAI AATI NAHI AB TOW HICHKIYA BHI SHAYAD AAPNE BHI YAAD KARNA CHHOD DIYA HAI

8.UTRE JO ZINDAGI TERI GEHRAIYO MEIN HUM MEHFIL MEIN RAHKAR BHI RAHE TANHAIYO MEIN HUM DEEWANGI NAHI TOW AUR KYA KAHE INSAAN DHOONDHTE RAHE PARCHAYION MEIN HUM

9.SAWAAL PANI KA NAHI PYAAS KA HAI SAWAAL MAUT KA NAHI SAANS KA HAI PYAAR TOW BAHUT HAI DUNIYA MEIN LEKIN SAWAAL PYAAR KA NAHI VISHWAAS KA HAI

10.JAWANI KO ZINDAGI KA NIKHAAR KAHTE HAI PATJHAD KO CHAMAN KA MAJDHAR KAHTE HAI AJEEB CHALAN HAI DUNIYA KA YAARO EK DHOKHA HAI JISE HUM SAB PYAAR KAH

April Fools SMS and Text Messages

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I am your girlfriend is ….I am your girlfriend:Smart.Intelligent.Sweet.Talented.Excllent.Romantic.
theek kaha na ?
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Happy april fools day
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U r 1 of d most cute persons in d worldYou are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!Just a second, don’t misunderstand.CUTE means:CreatingUselessTroublesEverywhere..
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99/100 idiots would try it.Fact1: You can not touchyour lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,99/100 idiots would try it.
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YOU ARE REALLY BITCHU are a BITCH
BeautifulIntelligentTalentedCuteHilarious
r u smiling now????*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
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Plz call me, its urgentPlz call me,its urgent.Ek accident ho gaya hai......Aap ka hi blood group chahiye,Plz mana mat karna..Warna..GADHA mar jayega

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How dare they fool youIf today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur1) gud looks2 ) nature3 ) style4 ) attitude,kick them off.How dare they fool u before april 1st.
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1st Fool Of 2009
Am Going To U.S.A....Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days...Surprised????After 80 Days it’s 1st April,U r 1st Fool Of 2009
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Men Are Hard To Please Love Humor and Jokes

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If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;

If u Don't , he says u are PROUD .

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If u DRESS Nicely , he says u are trying to LURE him;

If u Don't , he says u are from VILLAGE .

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If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN ;

If u keep QUIET , he says u have no BRAINS .

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If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE;

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT .

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If u don't L ove him, he tries to POSSESS u;

If u Love him! , he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)

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If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him;

If u do !! He says u are CHEAP.

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If u tell him your PROBLEM , he says u are TROUBLESOME;

If u don't , he says that u don't TRUST him.

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If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;

If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u.

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If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;

If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so.

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If u SMOKE , u are BAD girl;

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMAN.

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If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK ;

If he does WELL , it's BRAINS.

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If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!! & sooo hard to please!!!!!

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The Fork Love Good Reading

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There was a woman who had been diagnosed with a terminal illness and had been given three months to live. So as she was getting her things "in order", she contacted her pastor and had him come to her house to discuss certain aspects of her final wishes. She told him which songs she wanted sung at the service, what scriptures she would like read, and what outfit she wanted to be buried in.

The woman also requested to be buried with her favorite Bible.

Everything was in order and the pastor was preparing to leave when the woman suddenly remembered something very important to her.

"There's one more thing," she said excitedly.

"What's that?" came the pastor's reply.

"This is very important," the woman continued. "I want to be buried with a fork in my right hand."

The pastor didn't know what to say. "That surprises you, doesn't it?" the woman asked.

"Well, to be honest, I'm puzzled by the request," said the pastor.

The woman explained. "In all my years of attending church socials and potluck dinners, I always remember that when the dishes of the main course were being cleared, someone would inevitably lean over and say, 'Keep your fork'.

It was my favorite part because I knew that something better was coming... Like velvety chocolate cake or deep-dish apple pie. Something wonderful, and with substance. So, I just want people to see me there in that casket with a fork in my hand and I want them to wonder, 'What's with the fork?' Then I want you to tell them : "Keep your fork...the best is yet to come".

The pastor's eyes welled up with tears of joy as he hugged the woman the last time he would see her before her death. But he also knew that the woman had a better grasp of heaven than he did. She KNEW that something better was coming.

At the funeral people were walking by the woman's casket and they saw the pretty dress she was wearing, her favorite Bible and the fork placed in her right hand. Over and over, the pastor heard the question, "What's with the fork?" And over and over he smiled. During his message, the pastor told the people of the conversation he had with the woman about what it symbolized to her.

The pastor told the people how he could not stop thinking about the fork and told them that they probably would not be able to stop thinking about it either. He was right.

So the next time you reach down for your fork let it remind you, oh so gently, that the best is yet to come.


I Have More Good Stories for U !-) ( click on the links below )
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Prayed Love Daily SMS

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I dropped a coin in sea and prayed for a smart & intelligent freind.
Then God gifted me you and said..... .........
ITNE PAISE ME TO YAHI MILEGA.... :)
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Boy & Girl in restaurant :Boy:-I Love u Girl:-I dont Love u Boy:- Think again? Girl:-I told u. No no & no Boy:-Ok!!! Waiter,bring seperate bills.
Girl:- ok ok....... I Love u too........
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In a class, teacher asked: If I buy an item @ 12.75 n sell @15.25, it's loss or profit?
Pappu: Profit in rupees & loss in paise
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A foolish man tells a woman to stop talking,
But a wise man tells her that she looks extremely beautiful when her lips r closed !
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I ve some doubts

I've some doubts.. Love Humor & Jokes?

I've some doubts.. Can u please clarify me..

1. When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? (to be given a thought)

2. If the "black box" flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn't the whole airplane made out of that stuff? (very good thinking)

3. Who copyrighted the copyright symbol? (who knows)

4. Can you cry under water? (let me try)

5. Why do people say, "you've been working like adog" when dogs just sitaround all day? (I think they meant something else)

6. Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed? (God knows)

7. Do fish ever get thirsty? (let me ask and tell)

8. Can you get cornered in a round room? (by oneseyes)

9. Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep? (tonight I will stayand watch)

10. If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oilis made from vegetables,then what is baby oil made from? (No comments)

11. What should one call a male ladybird? (Nocomments)

12. If a person suffered from amnesia and then was cured would they rememberthat they forgot? (can somebody help )

13. Can you blow a balloon up under water? (yes u can)

14. Why is it called a "building" when it is already built? (strange isn't it)

15. If you were traveling at the speed of sound and you turned on your radio would you be ! Able to hear it? (got to think scientifically)

16. If you're traveling at the speed of light and you turn your headlights on, what happens?

17. Why is it called a TV set when theres only one? (very nice)

18. Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can't go that fast on any road?

19. If drink & drive is not allowed why the hell they have parking in Bars?

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MOUSE TRAP STORY

MOUSE TRAP STORY Love Good Reading?
A mouse looked through the crack in the wall to see the farmer and his wife open a package.

What food might this contain? The mouse wondered - he was devastated to discover it was a mousetrap.

Retreating to the farmyard, the mouse proclaimed the warning : There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!

The chicken clucked and scratched, raised her head and said, "Mr. Mouse, I can tell this is a grave concern to you, but it is of no consequence to me. " "I cannot be bothered by it."

The mouse turned to the pig and told him, "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The pig sympathized, but said, I am so very sorry, Mr. Mouse, but there is nothing I can do about it but pray. "Be assured you are in my prayers."

The mouse turned to the cow and said "There is a mousetrap in the house! There is a mousetrap in the house!"

The cow said, "Wow, Mr. Mouse. I'm sorry for you, but it's no skin off my nose." So, the mouse returned to the house, head down and dejected, to face the farmer's mousetrap alone.

That very night a sound was heard throughout the house -- like the sound of a mousetrap catching its prey. The farmer's wife rushed to see what was caught. In the darkness, she did not see it was a venomous snake whose tail the trap had caught.

The snake bit the farmer's wife. The farmer rushed her to the hospital, and she returned home with a fever.

Everyone knows you treat a fever with fresh chicken soup, so the farmer took his hatchet to the farmyard for the soup's main ingredient.

But his wife's sickness continued, so friends and neighbors came to sit with her around the clock. To feed them, the farmer butchered the pig.

The farmer's wife did not get well; she died.

So many people came for her funeral, the farmer had the cow slaughtered to provide enough meat for all of them.

The mouse looked upon it all from his crack in the wall with great sadness.

So, the next time you hear someone is facing a problem and think it doesn't concern you, remember -- when one of us is threatened, we are all at risk.

We are all involved in this journey called life. We must keep an eye out for one another and make an extra effort to encourage one another.

SEND THIS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS EVER HELPED YOU OUT AND LET THEM KNOW HOW IMPORTANT THEY ARE.

REMEMBER,,,, EACH OF US IS A VITAL THREAD IN ANOTHER PERSON'S TAPESTRY; OUR LIVES ARE WOVEN TOGETHER FOR A REASON.